"This traffic is Ludacris"

 I don't think we should whine about how fucking busy the high streets are this time of year. We (I) should know to avoid them or failing that do something positive like christmas carolling for those stressed shoppers. I was thinking something along the lines of:

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY. GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY.







OHHHHH NOOOO! FIGHT'S OUT!!!!