Monday, October 5, 2009

My trip to Ibiza

Consider the following:


1.
   D: [Gesturing towards the train stop sign] Bruv, I'd love to live there.

   V: Horley? Why the fuck would you want to live in Horley?

   D: Cos it's Whore-ly, init.  Sluuuuuts!


2.
   D: I dunno what it is, but there's something about paying for a lap dance in euros that really turns me on.

   V: [laughter]


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I stopped paying attention to other things after all the boobs.