Thursday, December 10, 2009

Buy (RED)





I was recently reminded Lilo was a top-grade ranga and (arguably) the heir apparent to Julianne Moore.

But then she fell off and is now to gingers what MJ was to black people.

But why? You could argue there was pressure from the primitive simps in the entertainment industry, but what were they responding to? You. It is my contention the ranga remains a social pariah, ridiculed for their fiery manes and forced into lies like, "it's more an auburn-y, strawberry blond colour".

WTF son? It's red, ginger even, and maybe slightly orange. Rangas need to stand up.
    




I think we should collectively say, "Sorry Lindsay...motherfucker!".

Don't dye or lie.


Love xx

p.s. 'Dye' and 'die' are homonyms - think about it.

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